Girl Talk

No, I will not send you feet pics

A tale of four Harrys, an accidental super like, hot voice syndrome, and my greatest fear: women. In this episode, Em & Nala discuss all things dating from the perfect first date to the time we tagteamed an evil gaslighter. In true Girl Talk fashion, the conversation dips into existentialist territory with discussions of being a late bloomer, dating as a plus size person, and the dread of being unpalatable to the male gaze. 

The Rise and Fall of So Julia

Brat summer is over, Short n’ Sweet tour is giving us major fomo, & Chappell Roan is speaking about everything. Join Em & Nala as they discuss the current state of the pop girlie community. They also talk Heartstopper season 3 and apologize for the thousandth time for being the most inconsistent podcast on planet Earth.

Concerts, Capitalism, & Coming Back

Ah summer 2024…the summer of running around New York City while the smell of societal collapse lingers in the air. The girlies talk summer plans including Ticketmaster battles, frocking through capitalist hellscapes, and their wildly chaotic trip to see everyone’s favorite Irish princess: Niall Horan.

But Daddy I Love Him…Except Ice Spice is Daddy

We’re running with our dresses unbuttoned because the Eras Tour just got a makeover. The girlies finally unpack the Tortured Poets Department and mourn the songs that died for its sins. They then continue their gamer cosplay, discussing the iconic game that is Episode. From dating both Dolan Twins to being too broke to kiss the high school hottie, Em & Nala remind each other that twenty is too old to worry about wearing sweatpants to your wedding. 

Sim-tervention

A veteran Simmer and a clueless Sims wannabe walk into a University of Connecticut classroom to talk all things mods, expansion packs, and 100 babies. Join Nala & Em as they spiral deeper and deeper into the Sims rabbit hole, from the iconic townies to the simlish version of ‘Last Friday Night’ by Katy Perry. The girlies also discuss Coachella, live theater, and having to wear sweatpants to your wedding because you don’t have enough diamonds.

The Feminism Within Our Favorite Movies

Class is in session with Em & Nala, your favorite girlboss guest lecturers. Today on the syllabus is the girl talk girlies four favorite subjects: movies, feminism, Harry styles, and the fact that some people do not have bootstraps. This feminist analysis of Don’t Worry Darling, Everything Everywhere All At Once, The Hunger Games, and Bottoms will have you laughing, learning, and questioning the structure of society.

The One Direction Episode

The year is 2010 and Liam Payne is scared of spoons. Harry Styles works in a bakery. Niall Horan loves singing Viva La Vida. Louis Tomlinson likes girls who eat carrots. Zayn Malik is preparing to carry the 2010’s on his shoulders. Over a decade later, Em and Nala are still just as obsessed with One Direction as ever. In this Girl Talk special episode, the girlies rehash all of their favorite 1D moments, songs, rumors, and much more.

A Drag Queen? I am the Queen of Drag

From screaming so loud they could barely breathe to seeing performers so hot they could barely breathe, Em & Nala recap their particularly slay drag show adventure. They also think deeply about the flop attractions of the internet’s past. More specifically, Emily brings up Willy Wonka Glasgow, which reminds her of Dashcon, which reminds her of Tanacon, which reminds her of Fyre Fest.

Su-Su-Summertime, Summertime Sadness

The weather outside is frightful, but the girlies summer camp memories are even more frightful. In an attempt to get out of a seasonally-depressed funk, Em & Nala accidentally have a really deep discussion about weight loss camp, feeling like you don’t fit in, child labor, talent shows, yogurt cake, and more! (amongst a short Taylor Swift check-in because duh)

Time Machine: 2014!

Take a trip back in time with the girlies to the year of galaxy leggings, shaking it off, volunteering for tribute, & asking if okay will be our always. While they were in middle school at the time, Em & Nala remember 2014 extremely fondly. Plus they discuss their theatre kid tendencies and the song that makes them want to rip their ears off and burn them!